Too FUNNY not to pass on! Chinese eye test
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!
If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese (kunyari “singkit” ka…) It works …
Forwarded by: Joylyn
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective… The cheapest one he could find.
This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. [...]
Duh ?!!
NAKU WAG KANG PAPANAKAW!!!…
LUPIT NITO NYAY!!!!…
NAKU DELIKADO TO….. BKA MAGALIT..!!!!
NAKU PO KAKALUNGKOT NAMAN… T_T
HAAY UU NGA NAMAN.. LIBRE NA NGA EH.. DPAT LANG..
NAKU KAW NAMAN KASI EH… PAG MAGPAPADULAS KA INGAT INGAT LANG..
HALA NAKU LOLA LOLA BUNTIS KA BA???
HALA .. HORNY KA BA DYAN .. E2 GAMOT SAU…
NAUNTOG NA NGA ATA EH…
Forwarded by: Rix
Photos [...]
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots,
each hung on the ends of a pole
which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot
was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, [...]
