European English:

European English:The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in
plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English’.
In the [...]

No Speak English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto .  However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
 
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She [...]