Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!
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TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya mababastos?
SAGOT: “Uhm, excuse me, miss…Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?” < oink! >
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May 15, 2008
Categories: Facts (Maybe), Tawa Muna (Pinoy Jokes) . Tags: biyenan, joke, mag-asawa, trabaho . Author: crisn . Comments: Leave a Comment
Logic Problem: One of the best I have seen. See if you can figure it out.
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a ‘drop off’ (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling [...]
April 26, 2008
Categories: English Jokes, My Personal Favorites . Tags: drunk, joke, merry go round . Author: crisn . Comments: Leave a Comment
An old couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling a sleep, but the
wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said, “You use to hold my hand when
we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand
for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said,
“Then you used to [...]
April 24, 2008
Categories: English Jokes, My Personal Favorites . Tags: joke, marriage . Author: crisn . Comments: Leave a Comment
