TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me [...]
To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students…
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God’s omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and [...]
…1950’s, 60’s and 70’s !!
First, some of us survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.. ( sioktong ang inumin)
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, fish from a can ( brand : ligo ) , and didn’t get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby [...]
