When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her
hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate
quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let
her know what I was thinking. I want [...]
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.
__________
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’
‘Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.’
__________
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
‘Husband Wanted‘.
Next day [...]
Smart wifeLetter from husband (who is abroad) to wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen
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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses [...]
A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear?
The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.
Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered:
Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.
The confused girl returns [...]
Here are the dozen indicators:
1. Protocol: First or Second? Whether it’s walking through a door, ordering dinner, or taking a bite out of the freshly baked cookies you have made together, if your partner always have to go first this could indicate self- centeredness. Are you willing to always be the giver?
2. Politics: Liberal or [...]
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. [...]
An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks, ‘Do you have any sales experience?’
The Indian says, ‘Yeah, I was a salesman back home’.
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. ‘You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and [...]
An old couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling a sleep, but the
wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said, “You use to hold my hand when
we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand
for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said,
“Then you used to [...]
Before Marriage…
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you [...]
