A Filipino, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol
which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime
they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: “It’s
my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each [...]
Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!
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TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya mababastos?
SAGOT: ’Uhm, excuse me, miss…Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?’
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Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan, milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung ang kapit-bahay ko ang [...]
…1950’s, 60’s and 70’s !!
First, some of us survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.. ( sioktong ang inumin)
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, fish from a can ( brand : ligo ) , and didn’t get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby [...]
Pinoys Favorite Food:
THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA
AIRPORT,so, maybe next time you are around the area, you
may as well dine-in there, and check out their menu;
AS YOU GO ON, IT’S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE
FLAVORFUL!!! (This is based on true facts…)
1. TAPSILOG – Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
2. LONGSILOG – Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
3. HOTSILOG – [...]
These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
(Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?)
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick [...]
