A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell [...]
April 4, 2009
Categories: English Jokes, My Personal Favorites . Tags: congressman, farm, guessing game, politician, satellite, technology, US . Author: crisn . Comments: Leave a Comment
Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. [...]
October 5, 2008
Categories: English Jokes, My Personal Favorites . Tags: technology, upgrade . Author: crisn . Comments: Leave a Comment
