Baby Boomers (Flash)

 

(with Audio)

(click here)

 

Forwarded by: Jamie M.

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Before & After Marriage

Before Marriage…

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hurt me?

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

 
 
     

 

After marriage… Simply read from bottom to top.

Forwarded by: Joy
Photo by: CrisN

Able2Laugh

 

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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing
out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”

He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $60.  Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of  $180.
Are there any questions?”

At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “How much for a season
pass?”
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Grandmas birth control pills!

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired.  At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

“Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?”

“Yes, they help me sleep at night.”

“Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!”

She reached out and patted the young Doctor’s knee.  “Yes, dear, I know
that.  But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass
of orange juice that my 16-year-old-granddaughter drinks.  And,
believe me, it helps me sleep at night.”

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Dining with Dahmer

Jeffery Dahmer invites his mother over for dinner.

She says, “Jeffery I don’t like your friends.”

He says, “Then just eat your vegetables.”

 

 

Forwarded by: Joy

Walking and Beer

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a

year.That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Forwarded by: Jamie M.

 

 

Like spam? Hate spam?

 

Pronunciation: \ˈspam\
Function: noun
Etymology: from a skit on the British television series Monty Python’s Flying Circus in which chanting of the word Spam overrides the other dialogue
Date: 1994
: unsolicited usually commercial e-mail sent to a large number of addresses

This blog is mainly all about forwarded emails coming from my wife, family members, friends and of course, last but not the least – spammers. These emails ranges from tips on health, safety, car maintenance & home care; Some are urband legends that by the power of the internet gets recycled and creates another wave of terror and sleepless nights to its clueless recipient; Others are jokes – both green or clean – and others are religious chain mails that threatens a gullible receiver of death or misfortune if not forwarded in 10 seconds to 10 contacts. And this is just a few of the emails I’ve received so far. In short this is a blog of emails on everything and anything under the sun.

More often than not, I become a spammer as well as I would normally forward emails that I think are good to my contact groups. Ti abi. The cycle never ends.

Nevertheless, I still think that not all spam are created equal. What is trash to me, may actually work for others. And so instead of deleting these mails, I’d bury them all here for others to read and learn.

I hope you enjoy My Spam Blog.

Disclaimer: As much as I value and protect copyrighted materials, most of the forwarded emails do not contain nor identify its original author. So if you think you own any of the materials posted in this blog, please inform me so I can give credit to you or if you want it removed, I will gladly do it upon your request.