WinterOlympics, these are some questions people from
all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about
were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so
how do the plants grow?(England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then
just sit around and watch them die.
Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the
A: Depends on how much you’ve been drinking.
Q:I want to walk from
I follow the Railroad tracks? ( )
A: Sure, it’s onl y Four thousand miles, take
lots of water.
Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in
? ( )
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM’s (cash machines) in
? Can you send me a list of them
in , , and ?
A: What, did your last slave die?
Q:Can you give me some information about hippo
racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent
south of . Ca-na-da is that big
country to your North…oh forget it. Sure, the
hippo racing is in . Come naked.
Q:Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact
us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country
bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it.
Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays in Vancouver and in ,
straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don’t stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the
fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada?(USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British
Columbia where the female population
is smaller than the male population? ( )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate
A: Only at .
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk
available all year round?(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan
hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Ihave a question about a famous animal in
, but I forget its name. It’s a
kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It’s called a Moose. They are tall and very
violent, eating the brains of anyone
walking close to them. You can scare them off by
spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Please send this on to any Canadian (or others)
who you think will enjoy it as much as I did.
Forwarded by: Wifey
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