Chinese Proverbs

Virginity  like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who  run in front of car get tired.

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Man who  run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with  hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish  man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright  organ.

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Man who  walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok  .

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Man with  one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who  scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who  eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball  is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties  not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.  

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War does  not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who  put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who  fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take  many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who  drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who  stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who  live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who  fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Man who  fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded  elevator smell different to midget.

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Now  send it to 10 or more people.

Nothing  will happen but 10 people will be laughing

Forwarded by: Wifey

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COLOR OF YOUR BIRTHDAY

If you are honest, this tells the truth. It’s pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper,

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?  

2. Your first initial?    

3. Your month of birth?   

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?   

5. Na me of a person of the same sex as yours.   

6. Your favorite number?  

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?   

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?   

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).    

When you’re done, scroll down. (Don’t cheat!)


 

 

Answers

1. If you choose:
Red – You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black – You are conservative and aggressive.
Green
– Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow – You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone tot ally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec:
Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake
: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean:
You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday

 

 

 

Forwarded by: Terry