Chinese Proverbs

Virginity  like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who  run in front of car get tired.

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Man who  run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with  hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish  man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright  organ.

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Man who  walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok  .

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Man with  one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who  scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who  eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball  is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties  not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.  

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War does  not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who  put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who  fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take  many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who  drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who  stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who  live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who  fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Man who  fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded  elevator smell different to midget.

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Now  send it to 10 or more people.

Nothing  will happen but 10 people will be laughing

Forwarded by: Wifey

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