Time for some male bashing….. (For a change)…

> Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
>  A: Puppies grow up.
>
> Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
>  A: Because they are…
>  
> Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
>  A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
> forever.
>
> Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
> would hit
> The ground first?
> A: Who cares?????.. …
>
>  Q: What did God say after he created man?
>  A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
>  
>  Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man
> & a UFO?
>  A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
>  
> Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own
> business?
>  A: i) no mind ii) no business
>
> Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
>  A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
>  
> Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
> marrying?
>  A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have
> no
> Intention of driving.
>  
>  Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s
> God’s gift?
>  A: Exchange him!!
>  
>  Q: Why do men like smart women?
>  A: Opposites attract.
>
>  Pass this on to some women who need a laugh…
>  And to men who can handle it!

 

Forwarded by: Ryan Val (thru batch90sjhs yahoogroups)

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