American stimulus plan reasons

Joe Smith started the day early, having set his:

 

 

alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.  While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).  He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN THE PHILIPPINES ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ).


After  cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

 

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in AMERICA .

Forwarded by: Bhong

 

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