Sheer nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a
> sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several
> possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the
> more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
> most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He
> presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it
> on, and model it for him.
>
> Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy ), ‘I have
> an idea. It’s so sheer that
>
> it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but
> I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep
> the $500 refund for myself.’
>
> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>
> The husband says, ‘Good Grief! You’d think for
> $500, they’d at least iron it!’
>
> He never heard the shot.
>
> Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

 

 

Forwarded by: Jaime

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