How to maintain your level of sanity

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car beside road With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t DisguiseYour Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, (that’s cheques to us)Write ‘ ForMarijuana’

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-throughOrder Is ‘To Go’.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your FriendsYou Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It’s Called
… THERAPY

Forward by: Joy