Deadly Virus Warning (Take Actions)

Important Information

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

 

Forwarded by: Rommel V.

WORK LESS UNDER STRESS

One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A
man came running into his office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna
just died in an accident right opposite this building”

The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through
his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he
remembered he didn’t have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the 7th
floor, he remembered he was not married yet.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not John

HAVE A NICE DAY

 

 

 

 

Forwarded by: Joy

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